What goes on during the Democratic convention?

Posted by admin on September 29th, 2009 and filed under convention services | 14 Comments »

Other than the list below.

2008 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events

7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP – Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton
7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING – Darryl Hannah
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET – Al Gore
8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING – Rosie O’Donnell
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS – John Kerry
9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS – Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE – Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND –
Barbara Streisand
11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY – Sean Penn
11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS – William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS – Howard
Dean
12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD – Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA – Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home.

Looks like you secretly downloaded their entire itinerary.

You only forgot two things:

1:45 am Ted drives his car off bridge, leaves Hillary to drown after he escapes vehicle.
9:45 am Ted "remembers" accident at bridge, and then calls one of his relatives and tells them to wait a few hours before reporting the incident to the local police.

14 Responses

  1. black leopard Says:

    LOL that’s pretty much it
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  2. whimsy Says:

    That’s silly, but it makes me wonder if the GOP Convention will be filled with anything other than hate and vitriol.
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  3. Probs 7 Says:

    LOL, nice job
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  4. Puller58 Says:

    Your meds are strong.
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  5. ? Says:

    that is so cute.. i like that..but you are right that is where the contibute money goes.. and people are still going to send in money even after they read this. i do not want to see the bar tab
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  6. Morbius Says:

    Give it a rest, for your own sake. All you’re succeeding in doing is making yourself look like an idiot.
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  7. Mr. Know It All Says:

    As you know, Obama has required that 6 hours of community service (per person) be done to get admission to the convention. …no one will be there!! lol!
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  8. Huevos Rancheros Dos Says:

    Lots of foot tapping in the bathrooms.
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  9. ¡əʞᴉ Says:

    rock n roll dewd!!!
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    mosh pit

  10. Tune Your Damn Zune Says:

    Hahaha good one.
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  11. Apple Says:

    I see you don’t have a job!!
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  12. paulj53@att.net Says:

    All the above that you stated is true. However you forgot one major point. They all will need lip balm from all the kissing or behinds that is going to go on. Along with the smoke blowing and the arms that will need cast from patting themselves on the back.

    That is about it.

    I hope they all move to Russia, this is what they actually believe anyhow.
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  13. Jules Says:

    And the GOP goose-stepping will be better? Like Paris said "old wrinkley white guys".
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  14. Thomas SR Says:

    Looks like you secretly downloaded their entire itinerary.

    You only forgot two things:

    1:45 am Ted drives his car off bridge, leaves Hillary to drown after he escapes vehicle.
    9:45 am Ted "remembers" accident at bridge, and then calls one of his relatives and tells them to wait a few hours before reporting the incident to the local police.
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